lobsterman

wrestler Jeff Costa od Nashua NH Presidential Candidate Crustacian Party
alll around nice guy

Lobsterman kicks tail

lobsterman by Bob March 25, 2005

Lobstering 

When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.

Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.

Lobstering by Jamsiey December 31, 2019

Lobstergen 

Lobstergen is the complete opposite of cardboard. By that it mean it's not in anyway like cardboard. Lobstergen is the base element that makes up all species of lobster. It is extracted via complex method where lobsters are melted at roughly 300,000 degrees Celsius and impurities are removed. The chemical formula is Lb37. Lobstergen abuse is becoming more common and although not physically adictive dependency has been reported. Lobstergen can be mixed with other drugs, see lobstersmack.

You:- Whats the direct opposite of cardboard?

Frank:- Why the fuck do you want to know that? Are you on lobstergen or something?

Lobstergen by Don't talk to Frank, Ever! July 1, 2010

Lobsteralliast

Someone who fights for the rights of Lobsters and other crustaceans.

I felt so sorry for those lobsters in the restaurant, I am going to become a lobsteralliast and fight for their rights!

Lobsteralliast by Grug1269 October 18, 2012

Lobsterbate 

Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.

Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.

Lobsterbate by Dr. Debutante February 8, 2008

snack lobstering 

1. The actual act of snacking on lobster, i.e., consuming lobster as a snack.

2. Another way to describe cunnilingus.

1. I enjoyed a wonderful evening at a winery in Niagara, where snack-lobstering and tasting wonderful wines were the main event.
2. I was hoping I could convince her to participate in a little snack lobstering at my parents' house after the movie.

snack lobstering by Dr HYH July 9, 2010

lobstering 

when u shove/force ur ass in a girls mouth while she makes her hand like a claw and squeezes ur nuts

oh snap i just saw dylan d and sterling c lobstering yolanda

lobstering by Sterling and dylan May 18, 2006