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Loaded gun 

Having a boner
Waking up beside you I'm a loaded gun. I can't contain this anymore I'm all yours. I've got no control
Loaded gun by hoe101 November 7, 2014
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loaded gun 

when a guy hasnt choked the chicken in a really long time
ive been walking around with a loaded gun

Loaded Gun 

-An accident waiting to happen.

-Something dangerous.

-Playing with something that shouldn't be messed with.
"David dateing a girl that young is wrong! She's practically a loaded gun!"
Loaded Gun by Darkmoon360 December 25, 2006

Loaded Gun 

when the balls are full/load and are ready to ejaculate
Boy 1 : oh man,my balls hurts
Boy 2 : just go to the bathroom and do what you should do with that loaded gun
Loaded Gun by RavenHope August 15, 2015

Liquorlip loaded gun

A reference to Sticky Fingers’ “Liquorlip Loaded Gun”. Implies that he has drank so much he is about to “go off”, like a gun.
Can be used in place of any negative emotion (e.g salty, sad, angry) or just when you don’t know how you feel.
Rob: “Yo you seem really sad what’s up?”
Me: “I don’t know man I guess I’m just a liquorlip loaded gun
Liquorlip loaded gun by JustJase October 17, 2019

Loaded Piss Gun 

1. When you're blue-balling, backed up with cum and ready to explode and just let some nut fly.

2. When you're ready to just whip your wang out and piss like there's no tomorrow.
Stacy: Alright Tom, I gotta go. Work just called me in.

Tom: Yo, you didn't finish giving me head, I mean, you have no clue what it's like walking around with a Loaded Piss Gun.

Stacy: Fine! (Gets on her knees and finishes sucking Tom off. Then Tom ejaculates all over her Applebee's work shirt)

Tom: Baby, you know I love you. Man, I need a cig.

loaded to the gunwales 

very much under the influence of one or a variety of substances
Back in my wild days I was loaded to the gunwales every other night
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