Llangefni Chav 

Basically mostly people 11-24 and a some older people in Llangefni.
What makes a Llangefni Chav a Llangefni Chav ? What to wear. A cap, Under armour/The North Face Cap. If you have no money your dad’s one that’s older then you may do. Gotta wear a T shirt like Nike or Adidas or any decant sports brand t. Or maybe a football shirt. If you are a proper Llangefni lad you will like footy or rugby. So a Wakes rugby shirt may do. Or probably knowing The Pencraig side you will probs wear a Liverpool shirt. With the odd Man Utd and Everton fan around. A popular thing to wear when it’s cold is a North Face Coat. But Unser armour hoodies sound about right but really anything like that will do. Stink/Dirty grey joggers or tracksuit bottoms. Black tracksuit bottoms also sound about right especially Nike or Adidas one. Socks, too be fair no one cares bout them. Then to finish Nike air trainers. Like air max.

To act like a chav. Basically go around Llangefni acting hard. Staring,swearing,shouting and all that. Hang out at the Dingle. Also getting your supper from one of the take away’s and 3 nights a week a simple pot noodle with some Doritos sounds lovely. Watch Llangefni Town fc and act like a football hooligan. ( mostly 17+ but any age can to be fair. Most importantly be sure to hang around Asda and shop lift. Only the elite will get kicked out. Also Home Bargins is a second option if you get kicked from Asda.

Hei who are they getting kicked from Asda ? Watch it mate those are the Llangefni Chavs.

Llangefni Chav by I’m not a Nonce December 13, 2020