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im a little teapot 

the act of having sex with a woman in the inclined position then after you fill her up with your spout, you tip her over and everything runs out
lindsay and i tried the im a little teapot just like the rhyme and jizz got everywhere

little teapot 

When someone gives a blowjob whilst humming the tune to "I'm a little teapot".
She gave me the best little teapot last night!
little teapot by Monkeys69 August 20, 2018

Little Teaser’s 

When you order a “Hot ‘n’ Ready” (like Little Caesar’s) date from an online dating service, and they ghost you or stand you up.
All Bobo got from Little Teaser’s last night was blue balls.

a little teasing 

They couldn't handle a little teasing

Little Miss Teacup 

A legend, and probably the best person you'll ever meet. A true celebrity and founder of peanoot hours.
Person 1: Do you know Little Miss Teacup?

Person 2: Of course. She's a legend

Little My The Teapot Gremlin 

Little My is a small, feral rat baby who really likes pastel stuff like deadass??? She bites and is older than she looks wtf is with this child, she’s a bean, you either love her or hate her, no in between, also known as the urban definition of lesbian.
“Yo bro did you see Jessica? She deadass came out as Little My The Teapot Gremlin ?”

Yeah bro LOL she is valid .”