little old me 

a friendly phrase used to describe yourself.

"Someone ought to teach you how things work around here!"
"I guess little old me will have to do."

little old me by extremely hot baka December 29, 2021

Little Old Men in Hats

Old men who drive too slow, or shouldn't still be driving at all. The ones who always wind up in front of you.

"Trisha got stuck behind a little old man in a hat, and her ten minute drive turned into an hour."

Little Old Men in Hats by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003