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Literate Spam Guild 

The Literate Spam Guild (LSG) of GaiaOnline is the largest guild of purely literate members, although due to internet memes, mostly from 4chan, the literacy rate has gone down slightly. The Captain of this guild is Anthropomorphic Bean Cake, with Ythan II (After his main account was perma-banned) as the Vice Captain. It was established Monday, May 30, 2005 at 9:37 PM Central Time.
Noob: i wnt 2 join the LSG!
Literate Spam Guild Member: NO WAY, NOOB.
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Littermate 

Persons to whom there is a deep connection and shared outlook on life. Someone you've known forever even though you just met. Close as family but without the baggage.

Similar to My Brother From Another Mother or My Sister From Another Mister
"Are they dating, or related?"

"Neither, they're littermates."
Littermate by Angry Sky Daddio June 24, 2024

sub-literate

The term pertains to someone unable to use language correctly. The word implies that someone cannot spell, speak, form sentences, or in any way converse at a level at or equal to that of Republican vice-presidential candidates.
"Man, why was ridiculous spelled wrong in that email?"

"Probably because Eric is sub-literate."
sub-literate by TheCox500 January 29, 2009

computer semi-literate 

A recovering Luddite, new to computers with a low skill level.
I ain't no computer semi-literate...I found the urban dictionary, didn't I?

computer semi-literate 

A person half-dedicated to leaving the internet strewn with liter and garbage.
Percy is a computer semi-literate, he only half-heartedly flames, spams and trashes chat sites.

sub-literate

man, am I gonna sub-literate those working classes today.
sub-literate by millerthegorilla January 29, 2009

Socially and Culturally Literate 

An individual with a sense of personal, social and cultural identity.
Mr Mtashar’s 2018 year 12 Society and Culture class are very socially and culturally literate.