Lirvaneethza 

Lirvaneethza is the best female cook in addition to being the best mother and lover, lirvaneethza also has a wide range of talents such as; singing, dancing, and sexing. Lirvaneethza also has the sexiest legs in the known universe and rivals the sun in importance, without her all would crumble and perish into a deep dark fiery hole.

Staring directly into Lirvaneethza eyes with result in immediate lost of memory due to an overload in your brain stimuli. She is like looking into the sun for an extended period of time.

Lirvaneethza by KingCook June 21, 2011

Lirvaneethza 

Lirvaneethza is the best female cook in addition to being the best mother and lover, lirvaneethza also has a wide range of talents such as; singing, dancing, and sexing. Lirvaneethza also has the sexiest legs in the known universe and rivals the sun in importance, without her all would crumble and perish into a deep dark fiery hole.

A man once passed by Lirvaneethza on the side walk and just happened to glance into her eyes. He was instantly blinded, her image permanently sketched into his memory.

Lirvaneethza by KingCook June 21, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016