Lipton's

when a guy tea bags you and shits on you at the same time

joke being that Liptons is shitty tea compared to others

When at a party and someone is passed out and a guy gives you a Lipton's

by ~treacle February 21, 2011

Lipton Shades

In the vein of the Hot Carl, Rocky Raccoon and Cleveland Steamer, the Lipton Shades involves a gentelman squatting down whilst crapping in his pants. Important is to squish around enough to cover one's testicles with the crapulence. You apply the Lipton Shades to your partner via the Cincinatti Bowtie where-in you get your blow-job upside down allowing you to 'tea-bag' your partners eye sockets with poop-stained nuts. Leaving them with a glowing set of Lipton Shades.

At my friends bachelor party, we had some skanky stripper show up with the remains of her prior john's Lipton Shades on her face. Damn! Girl, get a handi-wipe!

by hungry monkey August 16, 2006

lipton squirt

When a woman squats over a person who is sleeping and pees in thier mouth a little bit. (Female equivalent of a tea bag.)

Hey bob, I was trying to sleep last night when your wife gave me a lipton squirt!

by Bo-Shan August 21, 2015

Lipton Special

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina while rotating 360 degrees at incredible speeds whilst simultaneously squirting lubricant in the air with a similar hue to Lipton Ice Tea.

Person 1 - "Oi mate, wanna Lipton Special?"
Person 2 - "Nah fuck off you dickhead"

by BigLemonMan June 23, 2023

fort lupton high school

A terrible school full of mexicans and kids with no future. The school features terrible teachers, terrible food and kids who think they are big shit... Even though they aren't and will never be. If you want your kid to have a shitty education and not get accepted into college send them here.

Hey so did i get accepted here?

Uhh no you did not

Why not?

You went to fort lupton high school that's why

by lolman222 February 20, 2017

J. Lupton Middle School

Prison school built for dumb children and racist science teachers. And school shooter drawings. A stupid child that says the N-word on an instagram live.(Hes not black) There is bo windows in most of the school so u lose track of how long u have been inside. Poor Sally never came out:( There is alot of chill teachers tho. Some of them r rly nice and funny. Going outside for lunch is fun tho

“Oh, fuck!” He exlcaimed “ I stubbed my J. Luoton Middle School” This means that he stubbed hs J. Lupton Middle School

by Cock N Ball Torturer December 29, 2021

[Sonny Liston]

The famous heavyweight boxer, often used by people after a victory, in anyting.

"Dayum sonny liston where you at!!"

by idontknowwhatimtalkinabout March 29, 2007