Terrible song by Meghan Trainor about how she is dumping her gift-giving, sweet-talking boyfriend when the only thing she brings to the table is "bass", a nice word for fatness.
Bob: Hey, have you heard the great new song 'Lips are Movin'?
Jim: Get your fucking life together! I'd rather listen to my own mother getting stabbed than Meghan Trainor.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!