A lip hickey that is like a bruise on your lips by sucking, kissing or biting (softly) on your lips for a long period of time lip hickeys don’t stay as long as hickeys on other places of your body.
Boyfriend: are you cheating on me?!
Me: what, no!
Boyfriend: then why do you have a hickey lip?!
*Me inside my head* do I tell him I gave myself a lip hickey from sucking on my lip to see what a hickey would feel like?
Me: yes I’m cheating on you...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!