by Bantie April 16, 2020
To accidentally drop a expensive or irreplaceable piece of technology, usually related to computer hardware.
by cereal_killer_2017 August 11, 2017
Ben Linus is a character from the hit TV series LOST. He is a killer and a manipulator. Ben uses a lot of sarcasm and has a dry sense of humor. Ben might have a reason for his behaviour, but now he just gives off a bad impression.
Yet, he has some sort of charm inside of him. You either love him A LOT and hate doing it, or hate him A LOT and love doing it.
Below are some quotes from the show LOST.
Yet, he has some sort of charm inside of him. You either love him A LOT and hate doing it, or hate him A LOT and love doing it.
Below are some quotes from the show LOST.
Jack Shephard: How can you read?
Ben Linus: My mother taught me. I can read, Jack, because it beats what you're doing.
Jack Shephard: What's that?
Ben Linus: Waiting for something to happen.
John Locke: Where did you get electricity?
Ben Linus: We have two giant hamsters running in a massive wheel in our secret underground lair.
John Locke: Yeah, very funny.
John Locke: You just killed everybody on that boat.
Ben Linus: So?
Locke: You and your people have been here for God knows how long and you got caught in a net...
Ben Linus: God doesn't know.
Locke: Excuse me?
Ben Linus: God doesn't know how long we've been here, John. He can't see this island any better than the rest of the world can.
Ben Linus: Are you looking for your pills Jack? I flushed them down the toilet.
Jack Shephard: Thank you. I was just going to do that myself.
Ben Linus: Yeah, I figured you were.
Ben Linus: My mother taught me. I can read, Jack, because it beats what you're doing.
Jack Shephard: What's that?
Ben Linus: Waiting for something to happen.
John Locke: Where did you get electricity?
Ben Linus: We have two giant hamsters running in a massive wheel in our secret underground lair.
John Locke: Yeah, very funny.
John Locke: You just killed everybody on that boat.
Ben Linus: So?
Locke: You and your people have been here for God knows how long and you got caught in a net...
Ben Linus: God doesn't know.
Locke: Excuse me?
Ben Linus: God doesn't know how long we've been here, John. He can't see this island any better than the rest of the world can.
Ben Linus: Are you looking for your pills Jack? I flushed them down the toilet.
Jack Shephard: Thank you. I was just going to do that myself.
Ben Linus: Yeah, I figured you were.
by [Beatrice] April 4, 2009
The description of a fake reason or excuse you used when you have decided it is past time to leave your boring/stupid/slutty/braindead date.
Once she moaned i love you, i pulled a linus mullarkey with the quickness.
or
Once the booze wore off, i had to pull a linus mullarkey and get the fuck out of dodge
or
Once my friends started in on me about the linus mullarkey i pulled with lucy last friday, i decided to pull a linus mullarkey and sneak out the back door
or
Once the booze wore off, i had to pull a linus mullarkey and get the fuck out of dodge
or
Once my friends started in on me about the linus mullarkey i pulled with lucy last friday, i decided to pull a linus mullarkey and sneak out the back door
by MJKK March 21, 2007
by analog November 16, 2003
Dragging male genitalia through dirt/ mud before engaging in intercourse where one's partner's head is covered in a musty, rancid blanket.
by WhatDoesThatMean? April 16, 2011
Another word for a pacifier, comforter or security blanket, but it can be used as a metaphor. Originating from the comic strip Peanuts, the character Linus is always holding his blanket for protection. His dependence has lead to this being a pop-culture reference to all such objects in relation to those who need them.
The term became a lot more popular after the term was used by Simon Pegg in an early episode of the hit TV sitcom Spaced.
The term became a lot more popular after the term was used by Simon Pegg in an early episode of the hit TV sitcom Spaced.
"Does the convenience storekeeper really need that Baseball bat under the counter?"
"Not really, it's just a Linus Blanket, he'll never use it!"
"Not really, it's just a Linus Blanket, he'll never use it!"
by MikeSynonymous February 18, 2010