A Shit Band That is soooooo overrated. No interesting instrumentation. Fails at screaming. 3 million mindless fans which of whom NONE are over the age of 21.
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Possibly one of the worst bands out there, next to Limp Bizkit and Simple Plan.
Man, you are such a Linkin Park!
by Zen444 June 16, 2005
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A niggerization of true metal, with a combination of pre-pubescent rapping vocals, horrid Backstreet Boy-esque clean vocals, emo lyrics (I bleed it out! digging deeper just to throw it away), and an overall lack of talent (which can be seen by the fact the guitarists get away with nothing but power chords.) Not to mention that they sold out from nu-metal (which is already extremely commerial) to alternative/pop/bullshit. This band sucks. All their fans are 12 year old faggots named Gerald who like massive cock shoved up their asshole. That is all.
Gerald : Hey, have you heard the Linkin Park album?
Me: No, you're gay.
Gerald : Yep.
by youtube.com/channelofhatred January 10, 2010
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Crappy band that came out sometime with an early sound that they ripped off from 311 and has over time modified to sound like itself again and again with each "new" song they put out.

Some moron acts like he can rap in every song, the lead
singer either cries or tries to scream in every song, and the rest of the band/group/circlejerk just does what they always do while those two try to rap, scream, or cry.

No known reason can explain their success, I would say that today's ignorant youth contributes more than any other social group. However, it is known that the majority of mankind can't wait to see their overdue departure from the music world.
Musician #1 - "Hey, have you heard this new Linkin Park song yet?"

Musician #2 - "No, but now that I have, I'm seriously thinking about pulling my fingernails out with a pair of pliers, and setting myself on fire before I jump off this cliff."
by Jagerballs September 8, 2007
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THE worst group of sissies ever. Notice how i didn't say the worst BAND ever. They don;t deserve to be called a band.
Linkin Park is a bunch of hermafrodites screaming at eachother and calling it music.
by [jenna] May 15, 2005
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The worst fukan band known to man. Consist of about 6 ass clowns who sound like shit and look like shit. They are considered metal, when really there nothing more than crappy, poppy, useless, mainstream whores. They are the epitome of what is bad with music, and are nothing more than shit nu metal. Their singer sound like angry little chihuaha, and their rapper sounds like a cat being run over. Totally lowered themselves by teaming with that dirty nigger Jay Z. Now exist soley for the purpose of destroying today's youth. A disgrace to everything rock and music stands for. All members should be shot, then cut into lots of little bits, then burned. May they rot in hell
Linkin Park are the worst band known to mankind. They make the Spice Girls look like the originators of music. Liking them will totally ruin your social life

Fag: "Hey dude, wana go listen to some Linkin Park?!"
Normal person: "Dude your a fuken loser, go and die, just wait till I tell everyone, get out of my site shit stain"
by LPHATER June 25, 2005
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greatest band eva consist of:
1. Chester Charles Bennington
2. Michael Kenji Shinoda
3. Robert Gregory Bourdon
4. Joseph Hand
5. Bradford Philip Delson
6. David Michael "Phoenix" Farrell
1.chazy-chaz
2.mike
3.rob
4.joe or remy
5.bbb
6.phoenix
by king of rock March 15, 2005
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