Lincoln-Way West

A high school in New Lenox, IL where 1/3 of the student population is LGBTQ+ and their sports teams always choke in the playoffs.

Lad 1: What high school do you go to?
Lad 2: Lincoln-Way West.
Lad 1: Oh, you go to the gay orange one that can't win playoff games.
Lad 2: That is literally the exact things the school in known for.

Lincoln-Way West by CMaguire19 January 20, 2019

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Lincoln-Way West

High school in New Lenox, IL., gets destroyed by Lincoln-Way East at practically every sport, located in the most boring town in all of existence, look out any window and you’re guaranteed to see a cornfield.

P1: Did you hear about Lincoln-Way West’s football game against East?
P2: Yeah. They lost again.

Lincoln-Way West by fiestaflamingo March 7, 2021

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Lincoln-Way West

The orange Lincoln-Way in New Lenox, IL. It's near many corn fields. It is now a four-year high school.

Lincoln-Way West's Principal is Dr. Monica Schmidt.

Lincoln-Way West by NoodleNugget December 14, 2010

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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schmegegge

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

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