Someone who is stingy and cheap. Pretends to never have any cash. Someone who is a Lincolnizer always finds a way not to pay for things. A person who walks out on friends when a restaurant bill comes to the table.

Can also be used as a verb: I try not to Lincolnize in front of my girl.

Word Origin: Comes from penny pinching. A penny has the face of Abraham Lincoln - hence penny pinching or Lincolnizing. Any association to a person with the name Lincoln is purely coincidential.
Somewhere in NYC
Homeboy #1: Yo, lets go to Mickey Dees son.
Homeboy #2: Nahh kid, lets hit up Kennedy Fried Chicken. They got a sale and I got a coupon.
Homeboy #1: Damn, stop being such a Lincolnizer son.
by BrokeAss April 23, 2006
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v. To uncontrollably throw up all over oneself, one's friends, and one's surroundings, suddenly and without warning.
Fred was looking a bit sick, so his friends told him,

"Don't you dare lincoln on me!"

Unfortunately, it was too late for Fred, and he lincolned all over the carpet.
by thebaus October 31, 2011
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lincoln is really aewsome even tho he should be studying
lincoln is cool
by jijejijoiwheoubfhe January 14, 2019
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The beautiful act Titty fucking a girl and shooting cum onto her chin so it looks like she has Abe's beard.
Guy 1 " So how was that first date last night?"

Guy 2 "Great! I gave her the good old Lincolnator!"

Guy 1 "Aw dude that's tight!"
by Im John Wayne Pilgrims! August 27, 2011
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A conspiracy belief ideology centred around Abraham Lincoln and other famous people, Jesus Christ, and alternate universes, created by a furry on iFunny by the name JackTheRedFox.
James: “I’m a proud supporter of Lincolnism! I can’t wait for when we become the second universe to defeat Jesus Christ and his armies!”
John: “The fuck?”
by JackTheRedFox October 3, 2020
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