loser's limp 

An ailment or impediment, typically manifested through injury, that is feigned or exaggerated by a competitor to explain a poor performance

A: "Federer is one set and a break ahead now but his opponent has started to clutch at his hamstring after each rally, "
B: "Looks like he's getting a bit of a loser's limp."

loser's limp by Chad McShane June 30, 2009

Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword 

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."

Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!

Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword by aotako June 8, 2011

Goody's Lumpy Funtube 

Modern colloquialism for cervical cancer, referencing the gross, racist, talentless waste of atoms Jade Goody. Just to take the edge off a diagnosis.

You've tested positive for Goody's Lumpy Funtube!

Goody's Lumpy Funtube by I Am Evil Dave March 25, 2009

brewer's limp 

This is when you've drunk so much alcohol your can't get an erection

'My boyfriend was so pissed he had brewer's limp when we got home to bed'

brewer's limp by never369 March 25, 2005

Bartender's Limp 

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.

Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.

Bartender's Limp by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019

Limp Shrimp 

When A Dick isn't hard and it's soft and floppy resmebling a limp shrimp!

Jeremy couldn't get a hard-on for candice therefore he was sporting a limp shrimp.

Limp Shrimp by xoCheshirecatxo July 3, 2011

lumpy space princess 

Basically what would happen if Kirby had sex with Ditto.

Child 1: You catch the latest adventure time?
Child 2: Yeah! lumpy space princess was hilarious!

lumpy space princess by One of Egoraptors Chins February 8, 2015