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Limp Jizkit 

This is the act of cumming all over oneself or another, while not being one bit hard at all. This usually takes place while drunk with whiskey dick and a hot chick is trying to put that man meat in her clam and you unknowingly just start oozing out globs of piping hot jizz.
Big Easy: So the other night I was attempting to shove my veiny cobra into this slut but was so fucking soft. During like the 37th attempt I just starting spraying my hot volcumic ash all over her fatty and bed sheets. That ever happen to you?

Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.

Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.
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Limp Jizzkit 

The state of a cock that has just been ridden the shit out of.
Holy shit man, she fucked me so hard I had a Limp Jizzkit for days.
Limp Jizzkit by Mr. Asshole August 8, 2006

Limpbizkit 

An out of style band not together anymore and their songs are gay. They should die.
Alex s. likes Limpbizkit still, they suck balls and he says they r the best band in the world
Limpbizkit by THE STALKER January 19, 2005
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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