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Lil Wayne, 

tha carter.
FIRST OFF, learn to spell THE , it's 3 letters for shit's sake.
wannabee rock star, worst lyrics mankind has ever witnessed. No talent, absolute garbage, for some reason people like him, very popular, "artist", for lack of a better word.

Worst thing that has ever happened to music, absolutley revolutling, gag worthy, pukefest, atrious mess. People that have no taste in music like him, and absolute embarssament to music, and to rap. He wouldnt make it past the auditions on American Idol, he wouldnt make it to the judges.

Absolutley repulsive.

& yes, i am white.
" "Lil Wayne,"'s cd went platinum"
"WTF? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE"
" i dont know man, i'm loosing faith in music"
" me too, and people".
Lil Wayne, by raaay.123 March 9, 2010
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Accidentally shot himself in the chest once.
And that's the damn truth! Look it up if you don't believe me!
lil wayne by bigtones January 13, 2005
a small amount of water falling from the sky
That weather man is retarded, he said it was gonna storm but there's only a lil wayne.
lil wayne by laxbro2128 March 3, 2015
A rapper who sounds mentally challenged when rapping. aka the man who will destroy rap
lil wayne sounds like he is having a siezure every time he raps
Lil Wayne by that1guy420 July 12, 2010
lil wayne - 1. whoopie goldberg's twin sister, separated at birth. 2. closet gay rapper who is secret ass lovers with "his daddy," bald big gay birdman. 3. wackest "lyricist" with the nerve to say he is the best. 4. hot garbage with a repetitive wack as hell type flow. 5. lame rap "artist" mostly listened to by 14 year old chickenheads, wanna be thugs, emos, closet gay highschool football players, and anyone who is of inferior intelligence. 6. the biggest tool in the music industry. 7. homoerotic rapper who was recently arrested during a big gay orgy on a tour bus where him and his 12 gay lovers were busted with large amounts of cocaine and extacy. 8. queerbait rap "artist" with tear drop tattoos under his eyes to represent how many ass rapings he recieved before he realized he enjoyed the cock. 9. a pathetic excuse for a rapper who doesn't even write his own lyrics because he is about as talented as a shit-flavored lolly pop. 10. wannabe hardass who dresses femme and possesses the worst case of bitch voice syndrome known to man.
its weezy f baby decked out in drag
representin' new orleans, baby's lil fag
cum in my dreds, my asshole is sore
my nigga birdman horny so i'm a give him some more
check out my suck game, i can deepthroat a horse cock
when birdman's skeetin' i catch every drop
some say i look like whoopie, everyone knows i'm a pussy
tryin' to be hard but i'm soft like fresh cookies!

(things that lil wayne should rap about if he wants to "keep it real,")
Some dude who got his name from his doctor when he went to go get his physical.
Doctor: I will need to check your genitals for hernias. Please remove your pants.

Lil Wayne:*removes pants*

Doctor: You must be Lil Wayne.
Lil Wayne by WIKITIKI May 3, 2009
Something the music industry created to appeal to upper-middle class, 14-year-old wiggers.
Lil Wayne by relates October 8, 2009