best rapper alive? best crapper alive, more like.

that was a terrible rhyme, but for comparison, it was better than any of lil wayne's.

he used the legendary 'baby picture' cover, only used before by rap legends nas (illmatic) and the notorious big (ready to die). this is a display of unbelievable arrogance.

plus, he has lost the original message of hip hop. grandmaster flash, run DMC, these guys were talking about life in the ghetto, the oppression of blacks today. lil wayne is spewing raps about money and cars and now every 8 year old is more concerned about getting a ferrari and some 'hot hoes' than learning the history of their race.
who's this new kid on tha block- lil wayne?
man, give up- in 10 years, no one will remember your reign
in 10 years, everyone will be laughing at your name
you suck so bad at rap, please abstain
bringing legends like pac and biggie shame

you think you're the best alive?
how many good entries abuot you on urban dictionary- not even five!

that alone is better than the whole tha carter iii, and i wrote that in about 5 minutes.
by mitchill May 5, 2009
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The reason why music is getting worse and worse. Consistently using the same lyrics and trying to act gangster. Biggest piece of shit i've ever seen.
People like Lil wayne need to be shitted on, burned and get their ear licked by a child with autism.
by SacredXXXXXXXXxxxx November 6, 2008
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The ugliest dumb ass in the world who drinks cough syrup like water that needs to die or face reality and finally go to jail and get raped in the ass, the mouth, the ear, and hopefully that kills him.
lil wayne needs to die
by needs todie March 11, 2010
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The least consistent rapper alive! Dude has great lyrics like, " I have no brain I am retarded!" "I'm so high I could eat a star!" "This is lil weezy, they cannot see me, they are like stevie!" Great stuff right? Dude is only sellin well cause people like someone that has the lyrical flow of a rock. Papoose would murder him.
"Yo LIL WAYNE IS SO GOOD MAD PROPS YO!!"-seven year old prebuisant boy
"His lyrics suck, he's slow, he has no flow and I hate his voice."-me
"YO YOU JUST A HATER!! STOP HATING YOU HATING HATER!!"-SEven year old
"Great having an intelligent conversation with you, peace."-me
by brealorgetthefuckout November 2, 2007
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AKA Weezy Fuckin Baby, and I mean that in a verbal way.

An overrated, most mainstream piece of shit that ever picked up a mic. A man who relies on stupid metaphors and the same shit in everysong such as hoes, bitches, money, cars, and other rich shit. Someone who actually thinks hes hood and lives hip hop, but is only brainwashing every other wayne dick rider. His freestyles are shit and when he did a live freestyle on rap city, it took him 5 min to come up with a metaphor and says words that dont make sense. Made 4 albums and didnt get one of them published. Has beef with Gillie Da Kid who exposed the son of a bitch perfectly. Would get shot and killed if he ever started beef with 50 cent. Thinks he is so good but actually cant rap for shit. Calls himself the best rapper alive, but J. Holiday has better rhymes and can easily get destroyed by Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Nas and even old school rappers.
Me: Lil Wayne fuckin sucks, tha carter 3 is gonna be whack.

Wayne Dick Rider: wtf are you talking about? Wayne is the sickest and the greatest rapper alive!

Me: If you call dumb metaphors and retarded punchlines hip hop then you are fucked in the head.
by MepwnsBostonbitches November 10, 2007
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a rapper that can't rap without first smoking. needs to get his head on straight and be a man and take care of his daughter.
Bob: did you see Lil Wayne on BET last night?
Charles: Yes! What a fag.
by Penguin_squad001 March 2, 2011
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an rapper who can't sing to save his life and wheezes constantly. his lyrics make no sense and all of his songs are dedicated to his 3 favorite things in the world- pussy, money and weed. regardless, teenagers love his music and treat him like a hero.
lil wayne: "Roll like sushi, im tryin to dip my celery
up in her blue cheese..." *my ears bleed out and I am unable to hear what's left of this terrible "song", THANK GOD!*
by homicidal waffle iron January 3, 2010
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