Like Sandwich 

When commenting on someones status. Everyones trying to be funny, you decide to add to the banter, however everyones comment is 'liked' apart from yours. Usually cause you're a loser and no-one actually likes/knows you.
Or your definition of humour is about fucking stillborn children.

*comment* Like
*comment* Like
*gay comment* No likey....The meat of the 'like sandwich'
*comment* Like
*comment* Like

Like Sandwich by FlyingHitler SpasmFaceMcdougal February 25, 2011

shady like sandwich

When you like a normal Instagram story, then shady like a subliminal story, then like another normal story.

She shady like sandwiched me! She liked the boomerang of my chocolate milk, then the story about how my man is single cause he's evil, then liked the story about my dying sisters dogs GoFundMe. She wants to steal my man!

shady like sandwich by criisdie January 16, 2026

Life is like a sandwich 

No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first

“Life is like a sandwich. No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.”

“Wise words bro.”

Life is like a sandwich by Trackstar794 February 15, 2022

Snap the ball like a Sandwich 

Phrase used by football Coach Tim Landis (touchdown Timmy) to describe how the football was snapped to the quarterback. True definition may never be know but the interpreted meaning is that it was a "bad snap"

"Paul you snap the ball like a sandwich"

Snap the ball like a Sandwich by XbBalla December 13, 2009

Dripping like a egg sandwich 

When a female is obviously turned on by the opposite/ same member of sex.

I went down on Barbara and she was dripping like a egg sandwich!

Dripping like a egg sandwich by Grumpy McSnapface January 8, 2017

Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours... 

When a psychedelic employee likes to mix colour pencils and colour drugs in your sandwich at Subway.

TheOdd1sOut: Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...

Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours... by the Sun is a deadly February 15, 2021

like a hobo on a ham sandwich 

to compare someones rush to get something to the zeal in which a hungry hobo would snag a ham sandwich he/she just found

As soon as he saw his ho, he was all over her like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

Cuz he hasn't gottin any from her in like a week.

like a hobo on a ham sandwich by Jehc Reed June 25, 2005