lightning cock

An extremely large penis with powers similar to the thunder cock. It will strike a girl at any time!!!

Bob's Lightning cock struck me last night.

lightning cock by Bobbyyyy December 17, 2015

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Lightning Cocker

The worst paintball marker in the world, also used by the gayest kid in the world, FagArson.

Damn, FagArson's gun is so fucking shitty.

Lightning Cocker by Jim February 24, 2005

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