Ay Saurabh! How was your date last night? Did you inject her fertile womb with your juice of life, you ol' son of a gun?!? I know you did you egg fertilizing bastard.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.