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life juice

Semen... the liquid used to attempt to fertilize the egg of a woman or mammal.
Tiger Woods ruined his career by spreading his life juice around to people other than his wife.
life juice by Subtle Teen February 7, 2010

Life Juice

Liquid necessary for sustaining life, typically water but often including other beverages such as coffee.
"You guys drinking enough life juice?" - Brian, over the radio
Life Juice by Hornbae June 13, 2018

life juice

I saw him sucking down a can of life juice.
life juice by Brett Sheargold May 30, 2006

Juice of life 

Ay Saurabh! How was your date last night? Did you inject her fertile womb with your juice of life, you ol' son of a gun?!? I know you did you egg fertilizing bastard.
Juice of life by Haynus Raynus August 2, 2015

Rita's Juicy Life

One of the most beautiful women in the world & She has a youtube channel.
Rita's Juicy Life is awesome.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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