life support 

After tucking your penis backwards behind your ass, your girlfriend deep throats it and proceeds to insert her nose in your ass. AKA respirator.

That bitch thought she was hot shit until I put her on life support last night.

life support by bobbyj August 10, 2006

Life Support 

When your charger can't keep up with your phone.

"Can I borrow your charger?"
"Don't you have one?"
"Nah, I've just got life support."

Life Support by Splanks February 10, 2017

life support system for a cunt

Any kiniving bitch, ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, spouse visa fraud or general whore.

If you weren't a life support system for a cunt, you wouldn't have a friend in the world.

life support system for a cunt by psychopath9 May 1, 2009

life support system for a pussy 

Any human being that is a female

Good lord woman, all you are is a life support system for a pussy!

life support system for a pussy by Frainslug November 5, 2005

Life support discarder

Someone who discards life supports

Boy1:Hey!
Girl1: Hey life support discarder!
Boy1: We're breaking up..

Life support discarder by anonymous September 11, 2021

Caffeine Life Support 

A state in which a person has gotten so little sleep that they must rely on a constant intake of caffeine to stay awake.

Joe stayed up all night, so he was on caffeine life support the next day.

Caffeine Life Support by vivajobama December 24, 2010

Conversational Life Support 

When only one person is attempting to keep a conversation alive. Almost the equivalent of a having a conversation with yourself.

A one-sided conversation.

Typically occurs online.

Jake messages girl on myspace/facebook/random dating website:

Jake: Hi, what's your name?
Girl: Jamie
Jake: So where do you work?
Girl: McDonald's
Jake: What do you plan to be when you grow up?
Girl: Dancer
Jake: What kind of dancer?
Girl: Ballet, i g2g

** Note that the girl only gives one word responses and offers no questions in return. This is a perfect example of Conversational Life Support. Of course, in the end the conversation died rather abruptly, despite Jake's attempts to keep it alive.

Conversational Life Support by Bart Pimpson June 29, 2009