Liegraine 

A Liegraine is when you call in sick to work saying you have a Migraine when you fancy a day off. Its like a Migraine but is actually an elaborate work of fiction which enables you to take the day off.

A Liegraine is an excellent tactic when you have a job interview elsewhere or just fancy a day of sitting in your underpants playing video games or frenzied masturbation.

Nathan - "I can't come to work today because I have a migraine"
Manager - "Ok, we will see you tomorrow, hope you feel better soon"

Nathan - "Excellent now I can surround myself with high resolution games and multi window hardcore pornography."

Rich - "How was your day off man, you recovered from the Liegraine yet?"

Liegraine by rjkoneill April 5, 2014

Liegraine 

A migraine that is also a lie. Use of lying about having a migraine to get out of things you don't want to do.

"I'm calling in sick with a liegraine, I can't be bothered today." "I feel a liegraine coming on."

Liegraine by Jordanaan July 4, 2016

Lifegraine 

It’s literally life causing you to have a migraine
The constant thought of you having to be alive is just so much that you get a migraine.

Nicer way of saying depression maybe?

“Ugh, great can’t get out of bed because I got a lifegraine”

Lifegraine by Chels20300 June 18, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008