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Lemon Yellow Lawrence

Lemon Yellow Lawrence is a cartoon, yellow cowboy who hides in children's rooms until the night, where he steals the families' 1) stock portfolio or 2) produce, and places it in a sac labeled: GUFF.
Lawrence resides in his nuclear submarine (his headquarters) which he keeps at the bottom of the nearest swimming pool. It too has GUFF in bold print on the sides. Inside of the Guff-sub there is a wacky machine hooked up to roiling, boiling tanks of liquid GUFF. The machines main purpose is to transform the stock portfolios and produce into the GUFF. Lawrence must offer up 22 square decametres of the GUFF to the or suffer being sent to subspace to make pasta for eternity.
Lemon Yellow Lawrence's satirical, snarky side-kick is Buttons, a large purple jungle cat with a sassy temper. His lazy disposition always gets in the way of his intellectual capability. Buttons can often be found smoking a cigar and sporting a cool hat.
Lemon Yellow Lawrence is going to steal your fresh produce!
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