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Lesbeans 

When a female bean is attracted to another female bean. Also used as a phrase to describe adorable lesbians.
Slowly, the two beans began to fall in love. Lex bean and Liv bean lived happily ever after as lovers and lesbeans.
Lesbeans by Certified Lesbian October 6, 2020
A lesbian who is a bean(soft, pure or adorable. someone you want to protect. Or just a lesbian who wants to be called a lesbean)
That lesbean is so adorable
Lesbean by Phillip Scribbles October 26, 2017
1. Mr. Bean in lesbian form
2.A lesbian that likes chili
1. Mike has a weird lesbean fetish.
2. Me
Lesbean by KMB13787 October 29, 2015
A way to spell lesbian in a humorous way, usually online on chats in website
Person: I’m a lesbean
Me: *gasp* me too!
Person: Cool #lgbtq+ !!! :)
Lesbean by LesbeanElf March 26, 2020
A lesbian that is addicted to or wears many beanies.
Most of the time could be heavily Pinterest butch.
Could be a femme that is either Not Having It™ or Tired™
Goddamnit Zoey! You're being such a fucking lesbean stop shopping at Hot Topic!
Lesbean by Kismesitude__ May 18, 2018

smol lesbean 

A person who is innocent, adorable, and of the lesbian sexuality. Does not have to be small or cute though, and can be terrifying.
My good friend Jess was a Smol Lesbean
smol lesbean by Smeïngdenhaüz September 23, 2017
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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