Lesbean

A lesbian who is a bean(soft, pure or adorable. someone you want to protect. Or just a lesbian who wants to be called a lesbean)
by Phillip Scribbles October 27, 2017
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Lesbean

1. Mr. Bean in lesbian form
2.A lesbian that likes chili
1. Mike has a weird lesbean fetish.
2. Me
by KMB13787 September 16, 2015
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Lesbean

A way to spell lesbian in a humorous way, usually online on chats in website
Person: I’m a lesbean
Me: *gasp* me too!
Person: Cool #lgbtq+ !!! :)
by LesbeanElf March 27, 2020
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Lesbean

A lesbian that is addicted to or wears many beanies.
Most of the time could be heavily Pinterest butch.
Could be a femme that is either Not Having It™ or Tired™
Goddamnit Zoey! You're being such a fucking lesbean stop shopping at Hot Topic!
by Kismesitude__ March 31, 2018
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Lesbean

When a straight female consumes a rainbow bean which consists of the following ingredients:
12% Alexis Matteo, Vegan Agar Agar (30%), Homosexual nicorn semen (20%), A granulated and vapourised segement of Judy Garland's DNA (2%), A tooth from the emeciated body of Spongebob Squarepants (5%), A red skittle (1%), The tissue from the heel of Beyonce's first pair of Louboutins (16%) AIDS (12%)

You will be able to purchase a packet of Lesbeans at your local retail stores or good supermarkets such as: Slayyynsburys, Aldi Delano, Mark and Spencer, Walmart, Target and Tes-you go girl.
''You're too gay to function''
''That's because i have been eating these LESBEANS''
by walmartwilly. May 18, 2018
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A lesbean is the best type of lesbian. They’re sweet and hilarious. Often times want cuddles or make dad jokes.
Me: I’m a lesbean

My friend: what the hell is that
Me: Lesbian + bean! :)
by LadyLover21 June 15, 2021
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Lesbean

A lesbian who's punny and thinks she's funny

AKA me
Person A: I'm a lesbean! *waits for applause*
Person B: ;-; ok?
Person A: You're supposed to laugh
by LadyLover21 November 21, 2020
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