Lazy Fucker Share definition Flag A Lazy Fucker, is a person (typically a male) having sexual intercourse very slowly/lazily. "He was a Lazy Fucker last night! He didn't even try to fuck me hard!" Lazy Fucker by PiggyFucboi September 22, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the Lazy Fucker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch