The act of using the handy capped button when entering a building to open the door instead of using ones own arms. Mostly used when feeling hungover or extremely lazy
Nick: Use the lazy button so we can enter the building.
Jake: Can do, why would we use the arms god gave us when we can just push a button.
A butthole that has had no effort in the preparation of a good time.
A tired anus after being used multiple times and losing elasticity, one that has little to no sphincter control and would benefit from a daily ritual of kegals.
That Grindr Boy had an aggressively lazybutthole. Like, we couldn’t even feel each other.
A person who is too lazy to do anything besides sit on their butt all day. Often they deny their laziness and accept it as the situation varies. They are too lazy to eat unless they eat yogurt one tiny bite at a time. Also, they rely on others to do their work for them. Some people can pull this off while others can't.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.