To live in a house trailer and take fictitious orders for touchpad while stringing along clueless customers.
Hey Tom, did you get that touchpad you ordered from the guy in the trailer. No Bob, he got my money but he said I have to wait. I think I`been Lawsoned, I know my bum hurts.
by phil-jones September 15, 2011
Lawsoning- (Law-suhn-ing) Verb- The act of giving the appearance of popularity, even though you truly are a sober weenie. (2) noun- The act of posting drunk facebook statuses to act cool even though you are, indeed, a sober weenie. Highly effective in obtaining friends.
man, that dude is so lame. but right now hes lawsoning so well i want to text him and hang out with him.
by bshine August 6, 2011
Person 1 Get that shit eatin grin off your face cory!
Person 2 Man I cant i just lawsoned this girl
Person 1 Dude i have got to try The Lawson
Person 2 Man I cant i just lawsoned this girl
Person 1 Dude i have got to try The Lawson
by holyjesusomg June 21, 2010
A male with excessively oily hair, usually contains enough oil to supply McDonalds with their oil supply. Often shows signs of depression which explains the un-washed, musty, crusty "hair". bit of a weirdo but not the good kind, Lawson is quite annoying and a pushover.
"Ayo have you heard of that new kid Lawson?" "Yeah I, have. I brushed past him and his hair got in my face, now my face is dripping with oil"
by unknow fax spitter February 7, 2022
The ability to take a sharp and snappy interesting short sentence or phrase and unexplicably expand it to a mind-numbing sleep inducing non-sensical ramble which says nothing of any value but makes you feel as if your brain has been removed through your nose with a rusty knitting needle and smashed with a hammer for a week.
"Hey where's Kev I thought he was leaving with you?.. He was on his way out but at the last minute he got Lawsoned.
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."
Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."
Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...
by Jacko1 March 25, 2009
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