Lawn Mowing

A task of pure evil brought on by the spring and summer months, and subsequent rain and sun in these periods of time. The task robs humans of precious time in these seasons and is a real pain in the ass. Problems with lawn mowing equipment, such as mower not running,being out of gas,out of oil,and weed eater broken are just some of the fun times and great stuff in store for all to enjoy.

Lawn mowing SUCKS!!!

by TV CAR April 8, 2010

Lawn Mowing

When you shave your pubes for the first time in a long time.

I was late because I mowed my lawn (lawn mowing) this morning.

by The.Sharpie. May 27, 2017

Lawn Mowing

To eat the hair out of the asshole

Dude last night I lawnmowed that girl no mess no hairs. That was a good lawn mowing.

by Eslur June 1, 2019

lawn mowing shoes

Those special pair of shoes that you wear specifically for mowing your lawn. This is usually done to prevent your nice shoes from turning green. Lawn mowing shoes are usually a year or two old and are absolute shit.

Tom: "Better break out the lawn mowing shoes- lawn's getting bad again."

by ObsidianTower October 17, 2012

lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant

The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.

i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.

by beanwrangler December 11, 2011

Mowing Lawn

To clean up/take care of, someone else's business. Most commonly used when referring to "someone else's business" as women.

To take another man's object of affection, right from under him.

Even though Gary really liked Miley, Adam really 'mowed his lawn' by having sex with her first. Therefore, Adam is really good at 'mowing lawn'.

by doomsday00 February 18, 2009

mowing my lawn

to attempt to pick up someone else's girlfriend / interest.

Hey James, look at that guy, he's mowing my lawn.

by the urbanizer December 4, 2003