Law Office

A lawyer's office.

Person #1
My phone says I missed a call. They said law office when I called.

Person#2
Shit, you better get rid of you're computer man.

Law Office by The guy who can't find a name January 13, 2010

Law-Enforcement Officer 

What some Policemen call themselves to sound more professional, fancier, or somehow more important.
-Or because they're ashamed to be cops.

Denotes certain Federal-Agents, Fish & Wildlife Officers, Park-Rangers, Border-Patrol, and other such sworn & commissioned professionals who work in important fields of law-enforcement, but who are not necessarily traditional street-cops.

Also used by those Officers who do not want to thought of, or referred to, as Policemen.

Abbreviated as LEO (singular) or LEO's (plural).

"When a cop calls himself a Law-Enforcement Officer, it's like a garbage-man calling himself a Sanitation-Worker, or a clerk calling herself a Sales-Associate."

"Being a Policeman is an honorable-profession. Nothing is more vital to Public-Safety than the humble street-cop; Be proud of who you are, and of what you do."

Law-Enforcement Officer by goodcop8 December 25, 2007

Layoffice 

An office now vacant due to layoffs. Often the target of Layoff squatters.

Now that Joe's gone, all the vultures are hovering over his window layoffice.

Layoffice by Biff Turkle July 14, 2009