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Lavinch (n.) : A person who never shares their food, even during extreme cases of hunger or thirst. Use extreme caution as he will attempt to cut your lawn. He can be momentarily distracted by burritos: throw them a safe distance and run. Can not be seen at night, carry L.E.D flashlights at all times. Lock your lawnmowers up.
Lavinch is a proud sponsor of Taco Bell.
Dude, is someone mowing our lawn at 4am again? dammit Lavinch.
Lavinch by U_EVEN_LIFT_BRUAH January 13, 2015
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Lavincia 

A great girl with an amazing sense of humor and everything about her is beautiful. She will most likely make your day no matter how sad or mad you are. One of the only negative things about her is once she’s lost her temper or is sadder than usual is that it can’t be cured.
“Damn, that new girl Lavincia seems pretty funny.”
“Yeah and she’s hot
Lavincia is the greatest person you’ll ever meet
Lavincia by twiggycaterpiller November 20, 2018
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lainchan 

A: What imageboard do you use?
B: Lainchan.

lainchan 

a place where gay people like vim hang out
N33R:"hey vim you are pretty gay i bet you hang out on lainchan"
lainchan by n§§r February 17, 2018

lavanche 

A spicy shit sliding down the cleavage of a woman.
Damn, that bitch got lavanched.

Scott Basso lavanched that chick.
lavanche by ToddLavanche23 October 17, 2012
A clothing store for different people
The lavitch store is having a sale
Lavitch by Wkmlve February 7, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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