Labiality

A woman who is often a liability in an array of different situations and/or prone to cause problems

Daphne from the popular cartoon "Scooby Doo" was known for being a labiality

Dude #1: Dude, I'm thinking about asking out Betty
Dude #2: Nah dude, she's a labiality, she'll just cause trouble for you

Labiality by Adubeast April 10, 2010

Lavalier 

In the Greek system in American colleges, it refers specifically to a necklace bearing a fraternity's or sorority's letters. An accepted gift of a lavalier, called lavaliering, indicates a romantic commitment that may develop into a long term engagement, and marriage.

"Oh my god, Johny lavaliered me!"

"Maybe if ur lucky i'll let u wear my letters for a day!! Ill lavalier you.."

Lavalier by Rodling April 20, 2009

Lavalier 

Every sorority girls dream!!!

Fraternity Guy:I love you. We should get married someday possibly.

Sorority Girl: OMG GUYS GUESS WHAT????????? BOBBY LAVALIERED ME AND WE"RE GETTING MARRIED MAYBEEEE!!!!!!!!

Lavalier by Bobby2012 January 26, 2009

labiality

When one's labia, both minora and majora, are so grossly oversized it makes intercourse difficult.

"Wow, I don't think I've had my hymen split, it must be due to my labiality"

labiality by zeezer43 July 9, 2021

lavaliered 

having been drawn upon with liquid energy from a lavalier, the letters of his brotherhood.

LVS - "I got lavaliered last night! I think he loves me!"

Fellow LVS - "I'm sooo happy for you! That means you might one day be engaged, right? Does that mean you're officially dating!?"

lavaliered by Elric21 July 30, 2012

Laviate 

To piss

I drank a gallon of water and now im finna boutta gonna laviate

Laviate by BigDiktionary June 1, 2018

lavalier 

one who practices any of the four levels of lavaliering, (the act of writing your greek letters on a lavaliese with your liquid energy: see also brand, branding, greeked, greeking); a lavalier is inherently an energy giver, (see also liquid energy, friction generator)

The four lavalier levels are:
Apprentice
Journeyman
Artisan
Master

What LL are you?

"Pssh, bro, you're just an lavalier level journeyman. Don't brag til you're at least an LL artisan."

lavalier by Elric21 July 31, 2012