Laura is a girl who loves the slong....and she loves her bald cat feeding....
The slong is Laura's best friend . The cat only feeds at night.
by October 26, 2022
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Laura is the badass person who will kick the shit out of you when you aggravate her. She is the LGBTQ+ person that will stalk homophobes and beat the shit out of them. Also she ONLY likes girls so don't ask her out if your a boy or you'll get it.
Guy: You are such a hottie you sexy sugar. Laura: I only like girls and those who ask me out will get it.
by PokePhione August 27, 2021
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A crazy biatch from instagram. She is obsessed with Jack Dylan Grazer and won't stop talking about him. And she can be a little mean sometimes. But she apologizes after. Just weird. And she is ungrateful. She always cries about how she doesn't get a "notice". But I love her. Even though she is annoying. And she is always messing up her theme.
"You know Laura @jackzgrazer ?"
"You mean the Watermelon Queen?"
by Anonymous coca cola August 19, 2018
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Movie Star from the 1620s. Dope as fuck. Boss ass bitch bitch bitch.

Shes mad cool and quirky, fun to hang around with. Catch phrase is rockin'- way ahead of her time. Her photos still shine on walls of hospitals. She has wicked style and a phat ass. Dope hair and nice smile. Sweet as fuq. Do not fuq with her shes too dope. Love that nigga. Serious movie star swag swag pop it
John 1: Fuck sucks ur not a laura sommer

Fat best friend: i know shes perf

DEAN of school: every1 shud be laura i'd turn dat ass inside out if it was the 1600s
by RockinRollinChix09 September 10, 2013
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A Laura Stanfeild is so fucking twee and is always gay. She speaks in a Scottish accent and is a pieces.
"omg i just saw a Laura Stanfeild!"
"well it is pride month, dumbass. its Laura Stanfeild season"
by AN0NYM0USB1TCH July 3, 2022
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The funniest, cutest girl at KHS
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Laura you are amazing and I really like you
Mmmm Laura Garcia Alfaro is a G
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That chicken head that shows up to the party with giant tits and hard nipples.
I felt like the life of the party until she showed up wearing a tight white tee prancing around like a dirty Laura.
by Vivaciousvixen April 6, 2023
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