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Late-Stage Positivism

A hardened, dogmatic version of logical positivism that long after the original movement has been critiqued into nuance, continues to insist that only empirically verifiable statements are meaningful. Late‑stage positivists reject metaphysics, ethics, aesthetics, and even much of theoretical science as nonsense. They demand operational definitions for every term and dismiss any inquiry that does not yield directly measurable results. This stance is often held by people who have read little philosophy of science and are unaware that positivism has been largely abandoned for good reasons.
Late-Stage Positivism Example: "He declared that questions about justice were meaningless because they couldn't be empirically tested—late‑stage positivism, dismissing millennia of ethical thought with a slogan."
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Late‑Stage Positivism

The exhaustion of positivism into a caricature of itself: the fetishisation of numbers, the reduction of all inquiry to measurement, and the dogmatic assertion that only empirical data constitute knowledge. Late‑stage positivism is what happens when a once‑transformative philosophy becomes the smug common sense of managers, pundits, and algorithm designers. It cannot recognise its own assumptions, because it has forgotten that it has any.
Example: “The report ranked hospitals solely on waiting times, ignoring patient outcomes and staff morale—late‑stage positivism, measuring what is easy, not what matters.”
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026