Laser Light 5W

A low-power laser device, typically emitting 5 watts of optical energy, representing the entry level of practical laser technology. In industrial and research settings, 5W lasers are used for alignment, basic spectroscopy, and low-power applications. In the world of hobbyists and tech enthusiasts, a 5W laser is the first step beyond laser pointers—powerful enough to pop balloons, light matches, and demonstrate basic laser principles, but harmless enough to be relatively safe with proper eyewear. The "Light" designation distinguishes it from higher-power "Igniter" and "Machine" classes, indicating it's for illumination and demonstration rather than material processing or weaponization. Despite its modesty, the 5W laser represents the threshold where light becomes more than just visible—it becomes a tool.

Example: "He started with a Laser Light 5W to learn the basics of optics and beam control. Within a year, he was building his own 40W Igniter. Everyone starts somewhere."

Laser Light 5W by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 15, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016