southern lasagne

an unkempt and unclean woman's pubic region during the crimson tide....lips=lasagna noodle, cheese=cheese, blood=sauce mama mia!!

Tony Fabrioni enjoys eating his grandmother's homeade southern lasagna.

by unavailable March 26, 2004

homemade lasagne

Violent bum rape, optionally with a strap on.

She invited me round for tea, but it turns out she had HOMEMADE LASAGNE in mind!

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

mouldy lasagne

The term to describe a person who is very smelly and spreads fake stories.

Guy 1: huh, why does it smell so much all of a sudden
Guy 2: James just walked in, hes a mouldy lasagne

by Nuckerr March 5, 2021

Chicken lasagne

Greasy orange food that placed on the tit and eaten with a chicken having a wee pet of his wee man

awk that chicken lasagne is so great and succulent what a wee chancer what a treat 😂😂

by Taigcitylasagne April 13, 2021

Ravioli and Lasagne

Two types of pasta that don't taste good when put together on a plate. Just don't do it.

I've tried Ravioli and Lasagne. It's bad.

by MucusLukas June 15, 2022

Love Lasagne

Where a man and woman both eat bad food to instigate diarrhoea. They both shit in the same toilet, she the squeezes her period blood on top and finally finished with the man cumming on to the very top.

Ahh mate, last night we made a saucy love lasagne.

by DontBotherAsking May 26, 2023

gone off lasagne

When you leave lasagne out for too long and it goes off.

The gone off lasagne tastes like garbage.

by Debskelly1985 March 3, 2023