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The state of arousal felt by a fat person when they near a pie shop, burger bar or other food outlet.
Jono was doing so well, but as he passed Greggs, he got such an uncontrollable lard on that he simply had to rush inside and buy four steak slices, three pasties and a bag of doughnuts. The twat.
lard on by Westy1980 August 18, 2006
Used to describe a mans state of arousal when in the presence of a fat bird.
Ben:"Dude! Check out the 20 stoner!
Andrew:"Oh yeah baby, i got a lard on fo sure!"
Ben:"Giggidy giggidy"!
Andrew:"Allll right"!
Lard on by Banj December 23, 2004
When you get aroused at the thought of consuming large amounts of fatty food.
"The sight of that Big Mac is giving me a lard-on"

At a steak house: "Guys, we can't leave until my lard-on goes down"
lard-on by Mark n' Rhys August 18, 2010
When a dude gets an erection for an obese female.
Wow, Ryan totally harpooned that orca with his lard-on.
lard-on by brandonwitherman September 10, 2014
When you eat too much food and your belly is too big to even see your own cock.
"Fuck, that bargain bucket gave me a lard-on so i pissed on the floor."
Lard-on by DaveSiiick November 27, 2012
The feeling you have when aroused by food; a play on words of "hard-on".
"Dude, this cake is giving me a massive lard-on"
Lard-on by Bekabek February 14, 2012
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