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lappies

when a person does something of consumate ease but manages to mess it up, that is lappies
Bramwell Barnes misses a goal infront of open post twice... he is LAPPIES!!
by fakespear December 8, 2013
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Lappies

Lappies; Lappys; Lappiez; Lapper; Lappee:

The act of giving a male on male lap dance. In British English (Lappys) this can be used to reference both homosexual and heterosexual lap dances. Not to be confused with Lappiez, which is the act of a female on female lap dance. Most lappies involve both a lapper and a lappee however, varying numbers of either party can be involved (though most often this results in a Florida Orangutan or a Trailer Park Recital.)
The fuck is Mike doing? Is he!?!? He is! That sumbich fagot is giving Lappies!!!
by Mega Hemroids October 28, 2021
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flappy Lappies

just another word for saggy breasts,

when to use:

>a title which defines a person who has extremely saggy breasts * note this can be male or female

> you notice a man or a woman with saggy breast running laps.

>make a comment on a woman or a man with saggy-ass titties (saggy-ass man titties) were the breast would have to sag all the way to their lap(laying on top of their knees)"touching knees"
"hey rick did you notice flappy lappy running by, yeah paul she needs some pick-me-ups "

"i spy some flappy lappies"

"Flappy Lappies is caused by the stress of gravity that is exceeding down on the boobies, brassieres saving breast and avoiding flappy lappies since 1664"

Awww, look at that pair of beautiful flappy lappies... fuck no get a reduction.
by douche lee September 1, 2010
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lappie

what kind of lappie do you want to buy? apple? dell?
by myftsmls June 26, 2008
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lappie

Dang, I want to get a lappie from the pole hoe, but she won't come over here. That pole isn't even giving her money.
by Martin Goya April 19, 2006
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lapiest

When lapis wants cora’s nail polish that looks like dick juice
Lapis was acting lapiest today..
by Katie hehe December 16, 2019
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Smooth lippies

Smooth lippies / Slippies / S-lippys.

first coined by the BiG. P (the Pat man) Diddy To discribe head jobs.

Verb: The act of giving oral sex to a male. A female will fold her lips over her teeth to make her mouth more "smooth" This reduces the chance of injury to said male.
Ohh man she would give some wicked slippies.

The girl is on the rag so I can only cop smooth lippies this week.

She needs to suck a dick. Some Smooth lippies would ease her stress
by Barrett700 November 22, 2010
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