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Lao-Shan Lung 

A giant dragon, nearly impossible to kill. It has no wings and can smash through almost anything. Don't piss it off. A dragon on Monster Hunter Freedom 2.
I finally got the Lao-Shan Lung quest. I tried to kill it, but it killed me instead. It was huge.

bao lao sao 

Usually a person of South East Asian descent, because there name has one or all of the following words (bao, lao, sao). Often used in short form "BLS". A derogative term.
"Hey BLS learn to speak english, your in America!"
bao lao sao by John kennedy October 31, 2004
"Eh, you lao sai aledy or not?"
"No lah!"
"Wah, you damn slow sia"

Lao-Sesh 

this term (noun/adj) itself is a short form of Lao-Szechuan and has multiple meanings that can differ based on context. It is widely used to signify an asian meal that incorporates some sort of oriental seasoned meat cooked with veggies and served on a side of rice. Also, the term can be used to explain something in a negative regard and show signs of difficult/hopeless situations.
Term used as a noun:

Dwight: Hey Alex, what have you prepared for dinner tonight?
Alex: Tonight, we will be having Lao-Sesh.

Term used as an adjective:
Dwight: How was your Organic Chemistry exam last week?
Alex: Scores came back and I got the class low, 14.5%. I got Lao-Seshed.
Lao-Sesh by viagrafactory December 10, 2023
Lǎo sī jī (Old driver) 老司機— Chinese slang for someone who’s way too good at ‘driving’ — and by driving, we mean knowing a lot about sex, porn, hentai, lewd, and adult content.
- Oh man, didn't know you watch so much porn! You are a Lao Si Ji.
- Nah, Tom is the real Lao Si Ji. He is into hentai anime and stuff.

William: Are you doing your homework?
Ray: No.
William: What are you doing then?
Ray: Your mom.
Crowd: Ohhhh.
Kevin: Yo, Ray drives fast!
Lao Si Ji by itscalledthebird October 9, 2025
a name used to substitute someone's real name so they don't know you are talking about them. It comes from the vietnamese word for diarrhea (lao sai)
Person 1: Dude did you see what Sai Lao did the other day?
Person 2 (Sai Lao): Who's Sai Lao?
Person 3: Yeah man! What a Dumbass!
Person 2: Who?!?
Sai Lao by Puchley October 27, 2008