Definitions by Puchley
Squirrel Boner
An idiot. Generally a fratty kind of person who wears only Lacoste, Polo, Vineyard Vines and New Balance. The name comes from the relative size of their penis.
"Look at that squirrel boner over there trying to get in her pants!"
"He'll never make it. She wants a real man, not a squirrel boner."
"He'll never make it. She wants a real man, not a squirrel boner."
Squirrel Boner by Puchley October 27, 2008
Sai Lao
a name used to substitute someone's real name so they don't know you are talking about them. It comes from the vietnamese word for diarrhea (lao sai)
Person 1: Dude did you see what Sai Lao did the other day?
Person 2 (Sai Lao): Who's Sai Lao?
Person 3: Yeah man! What a Dumbass!
Person 2: Who?!?
Person 2 (Sai Lao): Who's Sai Lao?
Person 3: Yeah man! What a Dumbass!
Person 2: Who?!?
Trailerbaby
A person whom is so irresistible that you are willing to:
1) live in a trailer with said person
2) have copious amounts of babies with said person
and do it for the rest of your life because they're that worth it.
1) live in a trailer with said person
2) have copious amounts of babies with said person
and do it for the rest of your life because they're that worth it.
"Jack Johnson is so talented and amazing. He is my trailerbaby."
or
"You'd have to be high on crack to make George Bush your trailerbaby."
or
"You'd have to be high on crack to make George Bush your trailerbaby."
Trailerbaby by Puchley March 31, 2008