Lansid 

The incognito way of saying dildo

"Wanna cum with me to get a lansid?"
"A what?"
"It's another way of saying dildo."

Lansid by Nessfan December 8, 2020

East Lansing High School 

A black-supremacist high school where it's not safe to be white.

I want an education, instead of having to protect myself. I am white, so I will not be attending East Lansing High School.

East Lansing High School by iotbw January 28, 2023

East Lansing High School 

A school in Michigan with 1000+ teens who don’t know how to act. The school is very divided and you’re either solo or in a huge group of friends that eventually will break off. The staff is nice with a few exceptions but like every other school the teachers have favorites, and fall out of love with their job and it shows. Party’s always kinda suck because no one knows how to have fun anymore. The girls there are pretty and kind (on the outside) but also will stab you in the back, a lot of them are insecure and sad but they hide it with trying to overachieve at everything. The guys there like to get with every girl before they “settle down” and don’t know how to make up their minds about anything + they’re mediocre looking. I hope everyone at ELHS can get their heads out of their asses and be a little nicer. It’s not that hard. We do pretty good at sports though.

I went to East Lansing High School

East Lansing High School by homerspimpson20 April 15, 2020

lansing catholic high school 

Lansing catholic high school is a school where seniors send nudes to freshmen, kids shit on walls, and the entire staff is racist/homophobic. This school should be turned into a strip club. Oh, can’t forget that it cost 10k a year to send your kid there while the school is made up of 4 halls.

David: oh that person is racist, they must go to Lansing catholic high school

Lizzie: look at that 67 year old texting a freshmen, he totally went to Lansing catholic high school

lansing catholic high school by Ben Dover Gabe Itch June 11, 2019

East Lansing 

A city within Michigan that routinely has a higher-than-average temperature, due to a large amount of hot girls. When you see a snowflake, a freshman has just lost his virginity.

Just another day in East Lansing, Michigan. It's cloudy, it's dull, and there isn't a ray of sunshine penetrating the clouds. However, it's 276 degrees outside and there's three feet of snow outside the apartment. Wanna get high?

East Lansing by lolredwings April 25, 2011

Lansdale 

A small suburban town 30 minutes north from Philly. Theres alot of drama, and bullshit. Everyone thinks they're ghetto. For every lesbian you have, we have 3. For every pregnant bitch you have, we have 10. No one here has a life, they just do drugs and get locked up.

Kevin: i'm so cool because i'm gangster and i live in Lansdale.
Jordan: i cant step into Lansdale because everyone wants to beat my ass.
May: Lansdale is the scum of the earth, i'm disgusted that i live here.

Lansdale by fuckkyurrmotherrr August 27, 2008

East Lansing Neapolitan

This is when a woman who is on her period has her vagina shat in, fucked, spooged in, and ate out. In that order.

John gave Jane the ol' East Lansing Neapolitan last night.

East Lansing Neapolitan by TaintStain May 8, 2008