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Lansdowne high school 

a hellhole. full of sports teams who suck more dick than kristen possenal, who than get caught by the other teams with white shiit on their mouths, HEY! kinda like mr. gula.
All of our jocks are on steroids; & all have extremely tiny to no cock.

we have camels, chewbaccas christine gavin, pregnant whores, mentally challenged children who beat the fuck outta our football players, crack heads, crackwhores, illegal immigrants, & just plain old burnouts.

our test scores are lower than any other school, we hold the highest dropout & teen pregnancy rate than ANY OTHER SCHOOL IN MARYLAND! our teachers are pedophiles. & our vice principle is an alcoholic who hits on student's parents.
first day of school,in Lansdowne high school, ninth grade year,a guy & a girl meet; nine months later from that date
a new lansdowne crackbaby is born & the father, unknown.

Lansdowne High School 

A preferred magnet high school in the SW area that students from other zones try to get into. One of the better schools (OK Catonsville is probably nicer, but everybody likes the underdog) in the area. Working-class neighborhood school free from the pretensions of blue ribbon schools in wealthier areas that are full of private school rejects. There is a problem with teen pregnancy, but that’s because the boys are so handsome and the girls can’t help it. Populated by the coolest kids in Baltimore County: retro punks and metal heads, grunge, emo, goth, jocks, cheerleaders, but no preppies thank you very much. Test scores rising, making AYP, and excellent GT and AP classes. Lansdowne is better than you think – it has to be.
Lansdowne High School. Teachers are hired and stay. There are no openings. A school where teachers want to work says a lot.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026