Lan Jiao n
the external male organ of copulation, used to transfer semen to the female. In most mammals, it is also used to expel urine from the body.
You wanna suck my Lan Jiao?
by XiaoDongXi March 29, 2006
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A LAN party is where a large number of albinos, almost always male, gather in darkened rooms to protect them from the harshness of the sun and the corrosive effects of oxygen, and the bears, which as we all know, live "outside", and can only be guarded against by being inside. They engage in various mental exercises, most often simulated battle, to prepare them for any possible future hostile action taken by "others". These simulations are loaded into computers, which are usually owned and brought by the participants. There is often a small supply of sustenance available at the start, though it is ignored by most of the participants for the first many hours. In fact, many of the participants subsit solely on the copious amounts of stimulants that are available, usually dissolved into liquids with a high energy content. The event usually occurs until the participants are drawn away to other pursuits, most often infiltration missions into the general population.
The LAN Party is a sacred rite.
by AGTMADCAT February 27, 2005
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A child who has grown up wandering from one LAN party to another, very familiar with computer games, LAN connections, and energy drinks.
After her first couple of years as a lan urchin, Natalie was unable to eat pizza without sitting at a computer.
by kenjamd December 7, 2008
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The act of searching the LAN (Local Area Network) for files or information. This can be done manually by browsing the network, or by using a LAN-utility to search automatically.
-Dude, connect to this guy "moron5", he has over 9000Tb warez shared!
-Who is that?
-idk, I found him while LAN-Crawling
by moron5 September 11, 2009
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The accumulated liquids spilled during or after a lan or lan party, usually (in a failed effort) scooped into large black trash bags.
Gamer: Aw, dude, my hands are all sticky from touching that lan juice.

Gamer: Ok I bought the stuff but you guys need to help clean up this mess of lan juice.
by Virus! December 14, 2008
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a fat kid who is shit at sports and will die early
You are such a dac lan.
by pussyman569 September 7, 2017
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lan ciao is Hokkien dialect (one of many types of chinese)
lan ciao = dick
lan ciao = also can mean "blue bird" lan = blue, bird is ciao
lan ciao = expression of disagreement with an opinion
Popular use of the word and combination
use for name calling
lan ciao bin = dick face
lan ciao tao = dick head

by Captain Galatica August 11, 2006
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