Lane Jockey

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A person who jumps from lane to lane at a store such as Wal-Mart, thinking that each time they find a new lane, they will save time.

Did you see that lane jockey fly by us? Yeah I did, she jumped about six lanes before she was finally satisfied!

Lane Jockey by Zappy19 December 26, 2010

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Lane Jockey

A driver who weaves in and out of traffic, with frequent lane changes, in the hopes of reaching their destination 2-3 minutes faster than those behind them. They usually fail to use their turn indicators. Same type of driver who pulls the on-ramp hero maneuver.

Did you see that f*cking lane jockey? He nearly caused a wreck!

Lane Jockey by Mr70Homers August 18, 2022

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Lane Jockey

Someone who speeds up or slows down to prevent you from entering their lane of traffic.

This Lane Jockey has been in the left lane for six miles and only speeds up when someone tries to undertake them

Lane Jockey by CaliSchmob March 17, 2021

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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