denver landscaping project

The act of taking a buddy to your basement or closet to shave their genitals and plant tulips.

Jimbo invited his buddy Jagen over for a Denver landscaping project on Saturday.

by Tinklebooze September 16, 2019

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Amia Venera Landscape

Amazing band, mainly found on YouTube, that you should all look up.

"Glances" is by far their best song.

I jizzed a lil when i listened to Amia Venera Landscape.

by only slightly June 20, 2010

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look like a landscape

When a nigga freestyling and tryna diss a hoe this what the fuck he say

Yo fuck that bitch, hoe there aint no escape... and she be look like a landscape

by LandscapeDaSlumKing September 2, 2017

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four seasons total landscaping

A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.

Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!

by AdmiralSupreme November 9, 2020

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