(short for landon/nickname) one of the best kind-hearted people deep within. he'll probably make fun of you whether he's known you forever or a second, but it's all fun and games. whenever he's with the people he loves, he's a really genuine person. mess with one of them though, and he'll do some shit to you. he's the type of person to treat you how you treat him. if you treat him poorly, he'll treat you the same. treat him how he's supposed to be, and he'll give you the same gratitude. he doesn't do anything bad unless he has a valid reason to.
Its a short term meaning to receive a hand-job. As lando sounds like hando or hand-job. It is used when family members are in a earshot from your conversation where hand-jobs may be referenced.
by totallynottheguywhosaidhewould January 30, 2015
by howtobench December 3, 2018
the blue bird from angry birds
by notdarkjosie February 16, 2020
Professor Lando is a professor at the popular Ligma university, streaming his lectures on twitch and uploading
them to youtube.
them to youtube.
Person1: Hey do you know who Professor Lando is?
Person2: No, what does he teach?
Person1: Landon deez nuts.
Person2: No, what does he teach?
Person1: Landon deez nuts.
by blindgamer April 11, 2023
the name of lando carisian
and no its not a real person
but its a funny name none the less
its also a common misspelling of Lamborghini
and no its not a real person
but its a funny name none the less
its also a common misspelling of Lamborghini
lando-carisian: hey you see that football game yesterday?
you: no
lando-carisian: ima run you over with my lando
you: no
lando-carisian: ima run you over with my lando
by chisseled July 16, 2022