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A mindless liberal automoton who claps and barks like a seal in response to pabulum spewed by like-minded talking heads. A land seal thinks that Bill Maher is witty and irreverent when sharing such comedic brilliance as "Bush is stupid" or "the pope is a nazi." Land seals think that the more vigorously they clap and laugh to such inane commentary, the smarter they appear. Land seals universally want Jon Stewart inside them.
Bill Maher moved his show out to LA from NYC; there were more land seals out there.
land seal by Drew13 October 20, 2008
A dog.
A golden retriever is a popular breed of Land Seal
Land Seal by LocalCheeseMonger February 16, 2018
A lazy piece of shit who is hungover and requests food as they are out of there natural environment and cant move so they need nourishment.
Natalie is such a land seal she asked me to deliver her a bagel today!
land seal by Jumanjinegro March 7, 2017
A land seal is someone who is fat but also silly, funny and a likeable person, just like the animal.
1: i finally made a new friend!
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026