Land blasted

To get smashed in the ass

Hey Dustin did you hear. Trista got land blasted by Pete last night

by Hahhsuen January 19, 2018

land blasted

verb. - To get bent over and "taken" violently on a parcel of land.

Margie had on her school girl outfit walking through farmer Dan's pasture when Eddie ran up behind her and land blasted her.

by smithlaw November 2, 2011

landblasted

Term used by weekend warriors and military wannabes to describe how drunk they got at the civil war reinactment, or any other weekend event that requires grown men to dress in constumes.

I got so landblasted at the Citadel Renascence festival, I shat my pantaloons.

by tigerbalm1 August 13, 2011