Land Mine

For some reason, it means a skinnier ugly chick than a grenade which makes no fucking sense because you would think that since a land mine is more lethal and cheap and worse than a grenade for many reasons, that it would instead mean an even fatter ugly chick than a grenade, but for some reason, it means the exact opposite. Another reason why Jersey Shore is the stupidest fucking show ever that should be wiped off the face of the earth, and whoever watches that god awful excuse for a show is a stupid fucking trendster.

>Hey, look at that Land Mine over there

>>You mean that grenade?

>Nah, she's too skinny to be a grenade

>>wtf? but...land mines are deadlier than grenades, why is she called a landmine?

>the fuck should I know? I just saw it on jersey shore...

>>Oh, that explains everything...btw you're a fucking retard

by fuckjerseyshore August 05, 2010

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land mine

A pile of dog poopy in your yard or any general area you are walking. Same as a dogpile.

Be careful when you are walking through Seymour's yard, it's loaded with land mines from his two St. Bernard dogs.

Oh fooey! I stepped in a land mine outside and I smeared it all over your Persian rug! I'm not going to apologize though, you're the one who choses to have a dog.

by howardzend February 16, 2006

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land mines

another name for dog shit.

Bill's stupid dog left land mines all over my backyard.

by Tommy Boy March 13, 2005

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